operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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  • Tony Abbott: [pays tribute to Gough Whitlam]
  • Tony Abbott: [tears down everything that Gough Whitlam built up]
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    Missing hk

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    popthirdworld:

    Basics:
    - Introduced universal healthcare
    - Introduced no-fault divorce
    - Introduced Racial Discimination Act
    - Introduced the Trade Practices Act
    - Established Family Court
    - Established Legal Aid
    - Made unis free
    - Sewered poor suburbs
    - Abolished (federal) death…

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    I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

    Unknown (via dishevelment)

    The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

    (via feministlikeme)

    (Source: dolly-lungs)

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